Get Low :D

I hit 0 HP, I'm pretty sure.
Unfortunately, I was a bit late getting the picture, so it shows me at 5 HP:

TipsBot

I don't know if DECA is behind this or how this bot works, but I must say I like this idea!
A bot in the nexus that doesn't spam your chat with advertisements, but instead gives tips!
Example of one of these tips:

This kind of information could be very useful for newer players that don't know it.
Surprisingly, many older players don't know this kind of information either.
DECA, if you're behind this I would advise you to develop this better.

NO Post Yesterday Because of This...

Ugh.
It won't get past 100%.
Why you no load?

Tricks for Trix Balling

Tricks on How to Trix Balling:
1. Teleport randomly with the prism.
2. Drink HP pots when you fail a teleport.
3. Collect swag from teleporting and rekking bosses.
5. Forget #4 exists.
6. Collect more swag from minion rekedge.
7. Rush dungeons like a boss.
8. Fail and rushing dungeons and nexus.
9. Repeat steps 1-3, 5-8.
4. Repeat steps 1-9.
10. Realize this is a trashpost.
11. Stop reading.
12. Actually, stop reading.
13. Are you still reading?
14. I'm just going to stop.
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18.
19. Obsidian Dagger OP please nerf.
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24.
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26.
27. Seriously? Are you still here?
28. Yes, I skipped #21. Haters gonna hate.

RichGold == Noob

Look at this noob RichGold.
He died with the DBow he just got yesterday.
And he died with his backup character too.
(and btw I am RichGold)

Archer VS Huntress

The age old question.
And now I have to answer it.
Archer or Huntress?
I don't have Coral Trap.
According to Pfiffel's DPS calculator, a 6/8 archer will always have more DPS than a 6/8 huntress (assuming both have same gear and same tier ability), on account of the quiver doing more damage than the trap.
I enjoy playing archer, and I feel that DBow will be hard to aim if I can't paralyze enemies in one place.
Personally, I'll make another archer.

More Luck!

About five minutes after The Luckblade (as in my Acclaim) got me that Doom Bow, I got another white:

Lucky Acclaim!

This Acclaim is really lucky!
10 minutes of playing with it, and I got 2 spd from godlands.
Then, running a UDL, and I got a Wis and another DBOW!
The DBow has been replaced.
GG!

Acclaim!

As my blog is gaining Acclaim, so is my knight!
After two days of work farming potions and trading, I present...

Thanksgiving Pots

Thanks, Deca, for giving everyone free pots!

8 8/8s in Refrigerator

As of November 24th, 5:02 PM Pacific Time,
the guild Refrigerator has 8 8/8 characters.

6 out of 8 fully maxed characters in our guild are melees.
Interesting.

The Quest to All-Star Knight

I've embarked on a quest to get my current 8/8 Knight to All-Star.

In other words, 5 stars.

Which I need 2000 fame to get.

That is a lot!

1045 fame right now.

This is going to take a long time of fame farming...

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy Broken ROTMG!

Thanksgiving.
Isn't it great to have ROTMG get broken?
DECA decided to fix reconnect and dungeon entry hacks.
The result?
You can't enter a dungeon you weren't near when the monster died.
IT BROKE EVERYTHING!

Hate against DECA is SPIKING!
No joke, on EUN2, my favorite fame train server, people were extremely mad.
One person even said:

Personally, I don't agree with that.
But still, DECA shouldn't screw up the game to fix hacking.
DECA, if you see this, think about the consequences of what you do next time you release a patch.

Sprite Wand Testing

I got a Sprite Wand a long time ago. (back when I farmed Dex to max my knight)
I never fed it or threw it away because I thought it might be good.
5-210 damage is a large range.
However, it's not the damage that annoys me.
The damage is fine.
The two reasons I dislike it are because:

1) The shots don't pierce.
2) The shots have an odd pattern.

By odd pattern, I mean the shots wave from side to side like Doku No Ken shots.
HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO AIM THAT?!
It was very difficult to hit enemies.
I'm guessing it's like Staff of Esben where no one can hit anything with it.

Also, I might start a warrior soon. Stay tuned!

Ghost God OP

Ghost Gods are OP.
Got killed on my wizard because of one.

My death was purely my fault and I blame my own stupidity (this idiot RichGold tried to EP a Ghost God XD)

This guy's death wasn't caused by stupidity though:

Best Tomb Ever

Public Tomb.
Didn't get anything, but it was fun!
Almost died.
Seven wizards.
One tomb.
FFA.
Bes and Nut raged at the same time, Geb raged a moment later.
I almost died when Nut paralyzed me, but I didn't.
:D

Whew.
Unfortunately, this poor guy lost a 6/8 wizard:

All the Bosses!

I was bored, so I decided to edit a giant picture of a bunch of difficult enemies, gods, setpiece bosses, etc.

See how many of these enemies you can name!
If there's any boss that you feel should belong here, drop me a comment and I might edit the picture!

The Life of Rebuilding

Not too long after my archer died, RyanPiggy died on his 4/8 wizard.
(I wasn't present when we got the picture, a friend named Doinker got it for me)

Not sure how bad he was to get popped in an Abyss treasure room...
Anyways, we're rebuilding together now.
5 def to 2/8 for my wizard.

Thanksgiving Nexus

The Halloween Event is over. All the Halloween candies have been removed.
The Thanksgiving Event has begun!
And after this one, the Winter Event!
(I don't think the Nexus will return to normal until February?)

6 Def to 2/8

Wizard building is going well!
:D

And also, that Priest shouldn't exist, I'm still deciding if I actually want to play Priest or not so I have an empty character slot.

Misfortune at the Last Moment

Today, RG (Founder of Refrigerator, the guild I am in) was going to host a Wine Cellar for us, as he had an incantation.

So, the whole guild (or at least everyone who was on at that time) was rushing to clear the realm of the event bosses. (doing so causes Oryx to seal the realm and send all players to his castle, in case you don't know)

It was all going very well.

Then Oryx summoned his last Skull Shrine.

We already cleared all the Ent Ancients, Ghost Kings, Liches, Cyclops Gods, Red Demons, etc.

And all the Cube Gods, the Ghost Ship, Pentaracts, Avatar, Hermit, Sphinx, Horde, etc. all died already.

So we rushed to the Skull Shrine.

We killed the Skull Shrine--and then Kaith (another guildie from Refrigerator) got killed on his 8/8 ninja. Unfortunately I was lagging too badly to get a screenshot. (too many enemies around and almost died)

R.I.P. Doku No Ken, 8/8 stats, and unfortunately because his graveyard is private I don't have any idea what else he had.

I am pretty sure that ninja had a lot of fame on it (~1200? 1500?)

1/8 Wizard, and Maxing Further

Got 1/8 Dex on my Wizard, and I'm half done with maxing Def.
Will continue farming pots with my Knight and drinking them with my Wizard.

I'm considering purchasing a better sword for my Knight, but I feel like there isn't a major need right now, because:

--Acclaim is slightly better than Skysplitter, but it's also about three times the price of a Skysplitter. (3 life vs 1 life) Is it worth the investment?

--Pixie-Enchanted Sword costs 6-7 times the amount a Skysplitter does and about double the amount Acclaim does. It has the range of a Crystal Sword and the mutliple-shots of a Demon Blade. (except the angle between them is shorter, so you can stand farther away to hit all shots) The problem is each shot doesn't do too much damage. This means Weak, enemy Def, etc. will all drop the damage fairly low. It doesn't look like it's worth the investment.

Building a Wizard

I've had a wizard for a long time now, and I never decided to max it.

Now that my archer is gone, I guess I'll start maxing this wizard.

So I did a bunch of Sprite World farming to get Dex, and my wizard has a decent roll, so I maxed 1/8. Just before maxing 1/8, however, I got this picture:

Can you tell what the best part of this wizard is? (Hint: 69!)

Too Good and Rum

I wasn't paying attention in a Pirate Cave and almost died.

xD

I'm just too good.

And then, I somehow got a Pirate Rum:

Definitely, absolutely, how a Realm player rebuilds.

Eye of the Avatar

No, the "Eye of the Avatar" is not when the avatar spawns it's eyes in that phase.
It's when this happens:

Yes, that is an Eye of the Dragon on an Avatar.
I died taking that picture xD

Avatar Sitting: Not Cool

Don't sit on avatars.
Don't sit on buffed ents.
It's not cool.
DECA, please fix avatar/ent sitting!
Aserilith, who I mentioned in my archer death post, died to an avatar sitter:

His name is "LogieTeck". Be careful when teleporting to him!

How Not to Rebuild

xD
Bahahahahahaha!
Got killed trying to rebuild.
(hey, that rhymes!)
R.I.P. priest:

The Doom Bow is Lost

D:
1/8 Archer was killed by lag at an avatar.
;_____;

"Gear and stats come and go, but stars are forever."

-RichGold                                                        

I got three stars on archer so the impact wasn't too bad.

At least I wasn't wearing my expo. I was considering switching my expo to my archer, but I decided to do it at 6/8.

Looks like that will never happen.

My gear at time of death:

Here's my grave:

Shoutout to Aserilith, who was also at that avatar and saw me die.

Here's a picture of him/her I got later at a dead Ent Ancient:

You will be missed, archer.

...?

How did this happen?
OursPolar died in an Lair of Draconis.
But he died in the wall...?
How?

Archer Going Well!

Sorry for no post yesterday, was too busy with schoolwork.
Anyways, I got 1/8 on my archer with dex.
Not sure how I should max def on this archer, but I'm considering running abysses.

Starting an Archer, and Failing at Rolls

As you guys might recall, I got a DBow a while back.
I think I'm going to put that to good use now, by starting an archer!
Here's the gear that I have right now: (will likely get more in the future, plus I have a
Bow of Nightmares, which is a Halloween reskinned T11 Bow)

Unfortunately, I'm unable to get a good roll on archer, because of two reasons:

1) I'm unlucky and get -21 and -10 HP rolls.

2) I'm bored whenever I fame farm, so I watch Youtube with a tablet while fame farming. This always gets me killed, as you will see from my graveyard.

My recent graveyard consists of two suicides (trashy rolls) and multiple fails. I'm that bad.

I Killed my Ninja! Haha!

I killed the ninja!
GG
Hahahahahaha!
It was a fresh Lvl. 20!
xD

Ran too fast in a Shatters, right into a Fire Mage.

R.I.P. Kthanmast

Kthanmast got killed on an archer that literally JUST got 7/8.

RIP.

This image is before my pally got killed.

Ninja!

I'm playing a ninja. Why?
Because I feel like it's fun to play.
The speed is most preferable, and the damage looks quite good.
It's like a second assassin.
Ninjas are just cool in general.

R.I.P. Paladin

Got my paladin killed today...
RIP.
Kids, sitting on Djinns is not a good idea without max defense on a tanky character.
I thought the heal was enough.
It wasn't.
xD

The paladin was unmaxed, and the gear I used was not that great, so overall I'm not too sad.
Here's the Realmeye picture if you want to see it:

I'm playing a ninja now because I feel like ninja is a pretty fun class. The katana's pierce through enemies looks pretty good.

8/8!

GG!
It's done.

R.I.P. Fysti

Fysti popped a 6/8 in the godlands.
RIP.